Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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