everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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