why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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