You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
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