Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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