You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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