At least make sure they are 18
Why
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
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