Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
It's just like the Real World with babies
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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