Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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