How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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