pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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