I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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