it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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