what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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