Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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