Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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