I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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