how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
sex in a hospital.. check
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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