actually, I'm a sock model
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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