Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
