I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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