dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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