Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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