should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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