I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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