I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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