You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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