i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
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I need you to use more vowels.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
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