i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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