pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I feel like abortions should bother me more
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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