I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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