got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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