Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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