Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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