when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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