I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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