If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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