At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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