omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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