so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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