Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Holy sore nipples Batman
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
