When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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