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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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