I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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