8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
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Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
A bitchslap is in order.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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