I need help removing her.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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