I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
These tits shall not be calmed
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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