Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
"it" just moved
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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