I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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