ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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