Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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